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Hello and welcome to another edition of the Monthly World Report by Simon! I know I missed last month. Things have been really busy. But we'll get you all up to date with the important happenings of the world! Here is my 14 month portrait. I decided to hang out with my buddies Ernie and Bert, while wearing my Mr. Rogers sweater. We're a pretty awesome children's entertainment combo.

This is my best impression of a walrus. They're actually Xylitol teeth cleaning wipes.

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I had the fortune of shooting a corporate event recently for STIHL Limited. This wasn't like most corporate events though, they brought NHL hall of famer MIKE BOSSY as a speaker! Wow, I was a total Mike Bossy fan, as well as his teammate John Tonelli. Remember the 1984 Canada Cup anyone??? booya!! Kickass! Ok, it might be a little bit of a faux pas to mention that I liked the Islanders... especially considering Bossy and Tonelli overpowered the Oilers in the 1983 Stanley Cup finals. But don't worry, I'm still a bigtime Oilers fan! Anyhow, the event was at the ever popular River Cree Resort.

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