I am Simon. I am Eight. Months.

-Good day Ladies and Gentlemen!!! My name is Bob Barker. Today we bring you your regularly scheduled programming, which is the Monthly World Report by Simon!!  Simon, COME ON DOWN!!!

-Hey Thanks Bob! Great tie by the way.

Yes it is time for the Monthly World Report. It was another interesting month with lots of things learned and eaten.

Here I am modeling the latest in European baby fashion, brought over by Auntie Ersilia. You can't read it, but it says "Let's take a ride with my bike!" I love Engrish style phrases. Who knew the Europeans could give the Asians a run for their money in Engrish?

What can possibly be better to do with a block than eat it? My 8 Month photoshoot lasted all of 30 seconds because I started eating blocks. Hahaha.

Now onto the generic snapshots:

I had a cold this month, and my nose was running like crazy for over two weeks! I went through a boogerectomy at least 10 times a day! It was horrible! I fought like crazy through each one. That'll teach mommy and daddy real good!

I also love anything electronic. Especially cell phones. And electrical cords.

One thing I have developed a real dislike for is getting my clothes changed. I figure if I can make it really difficult, then they'll just stop changing me. So far it hasn't worked, but I'll keep at it as long as I can.

Mommy made me a huge play area! All the living room furniture was moved out so I could play in my new wonderland. Yes, this makes me happy!!

Mommy put these interlocking pads down so I don't bonk my head on the hardwood anymore. I think they're great... to eat.

One night I challenged Daddy to a wrestling match. After a few eye gouges...

...and nose punches...

... I finished him off with my signature move: the "chew his face until he surrenders" manoeuver. Works every time. I'll be joining the WWE circuit next week.

Here I am upset. Uncle Costas says it was because Auntie Ersi is too loud. hahaha.

Did I mention I love electronics? Cameras included. Here I saw daddy with the camera so I just had to come in for the attack...

...closer....

... and just in range to EAT IT!!!

He's had trouble getting pictures of me since because I keep stuffing my face into the lens. But that's only because cameras taste so good!

This was my first balloon. The store didn't have plain balloons, so it says "Get Well Soon." It was either that or "Happy Retirement". Mommy wasn't feeling well so I bought this for her.

I have some kind of weird fascination with the cold air return vent.

I have also developed SUPER POWERS! I can now CREATE LIGHT! LET THERE BE LIGHT!!! I can remove light just as easily. I am all powerful! Super Simon!

It's been SO RAINY! I've never seen so much rain in Edmonton before! (That's the honest truth) So I hold the umbrella so mommy doesn't get soaked.

I also got to meet my new friend, Enzo! Daddy got to do a photoshoot for him about a month ago! He's only a couple months old, but he's almost as big as me! That's ok though, size doesn't matter when you're made of pure, raw steel.

Took a trip to the Coffee shop for a break during a walk. Daddy needed a rest to drink some ginger ale. Here I am holding my imaginary coffee cup.

I now eat apple wedges! Finally. REAL food!

My only vulnerability is that I'm ticklish. Here daddy is exploiting that weakness. I'll have to get him back by pooing on him while in the bathtub. Oh wait... I already did that. hahaha

Well Bob, that about wraps up the Monthly World Report. I hope you'll all join us again for the next edition.

Please be sure to say hi below! I love to hear from my fans!

Keep smiling, and don't tease and chase pitbull terriers.

Have a great day/night, everyone! Here's Simon, signing off.